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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I C U P White stuff

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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