A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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a man makes a bad joke

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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