A blonde dies Lololol

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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