The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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so...um, yeah

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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