- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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