- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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