- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

LeBron in the fourth quarter

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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