- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Golf.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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