- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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