Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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