- Anti Joke

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?