dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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time to spruce up!

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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