What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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