- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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