- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock. Come in.

can you touch your toes? no

i committed murder

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Womens rights.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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