- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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