- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Indians

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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