- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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