- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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