- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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