A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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