- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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