- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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