What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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