- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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