- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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