- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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