- Anti Joke

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none