- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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