How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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