- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Knock Knock Who's there

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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