Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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