- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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