- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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