Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Gus's mom

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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