A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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