What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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