why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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