- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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