What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

You know what's funny? Rape

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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