Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

if you don't like this you're gay

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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