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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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