So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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