- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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