Burp

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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