- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

what do you call a black chef glendon

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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