- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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