- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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