- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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