What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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woman's rights

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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