Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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I asked her where you were.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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