There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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