- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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