- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

knock knock come in

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Who wants water? I do.

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