- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Smeg...

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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