- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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