- Anti Joke

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!