- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Go away still nothing to see

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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