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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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