- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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