- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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