BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Communism hehe xd

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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