Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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