A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Antijokes...

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

This is an anti-joke.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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