Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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knock knock? come in

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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