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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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