What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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