- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

human centipede

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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