- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's one plus one? two.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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