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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Granny porn!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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