- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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