- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock knock knock OCD

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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