- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

The Labour Party.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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