whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A fat guy!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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