- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A fat guy!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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