Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A: Knock Knock B: 7

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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