Indians

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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