- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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