Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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