Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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