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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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