- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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