- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Your big dick.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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