Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Anti Joke

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