- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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