- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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