What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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this website is a bad joke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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