What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Jovan

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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