- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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