- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What page are you on The gay page.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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