How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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