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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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