- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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