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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!