What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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