- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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