what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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