- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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