- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

I think everybody should have a penis.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What is 9+10? 19

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