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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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