If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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