- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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