Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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