My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

antonio has a penis head.lol

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Anti Joke

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