Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Women's professional sports

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Guest what in the butt

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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No

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A guy walks into a bar

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Anti Joke

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