your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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