A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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