roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You know what's funny? Rape

I'm homeless.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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