- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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