- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

aodhan hearty

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

SHUT UP JP

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Ben Corbishley

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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