Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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