- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

if you don't like this you're gay

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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