Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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