whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Anti Joke

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