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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Are you gay. No. Ok.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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