- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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