- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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