Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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