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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Camerons hair is Curly..

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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