- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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