- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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