Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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