- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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