Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

why did the girl cry because she was raped

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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