- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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