An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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