- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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