- Anti Joke

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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