- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Turkey Balls

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Cancer. Super Cancer.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Jake. Walsh.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Bob Saget that is all

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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