- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Get up Look in the mirror

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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