- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Where's the soap?

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