What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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