- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A penis walks into a bar..

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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