- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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