A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Horse.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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