- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what is worse than a guy pissed?

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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