- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Tony Romo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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