What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Anti Joke

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