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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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