- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Brain fart

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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