Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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My spelling is horrible

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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