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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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