- Anti Joke

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Racial equality.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies