- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Yellow People !!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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