- Anti Joke

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck