why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Weaner

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Anti Joke

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