- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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