- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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