- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A dog was barking at a tree

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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