A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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