Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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your mum

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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miha kako si?

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