Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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White men's rights

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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i dont fisish anythi

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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