A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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