What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Gus's mom

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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