Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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