- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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