What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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