- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

how man

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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