Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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