Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

your face

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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