- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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