your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How old is victor? Half past dead

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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