- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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