- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Banana Hamock.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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