What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Potassium? K.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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