How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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