I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Jovan

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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