I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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