knock knock go away

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

My Nan, that is all.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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