why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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