- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A house comes around the corner.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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