- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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