- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

God is real.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

You know what's funny? Rape

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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