- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

sweating like antoni with a girl

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