What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Women deserve equal rights.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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