- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

I <3 Hitler

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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