- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

White men's rights

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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