- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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