- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

White men's rights

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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