Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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9/11 my birthday

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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I'm Coming

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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