What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Knock Knock Who's there

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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