- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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