Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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