Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Lololol

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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