- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A black man walks out of a police station

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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