- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

why dont they make black forks

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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