Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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