- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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