- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

The Labour Party.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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