- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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