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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What page are you on The gay page.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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