- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Pain Olympics.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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