So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

your mom was so fat that she died.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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