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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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