What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why did you poop because you are a poop

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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