- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Eric is gay Ha

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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