- Anti Joke

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.