- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Andoni was here

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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