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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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