- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A blonde dies Lololol

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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