- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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