- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

The Big Band Theory

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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