Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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