- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your girlfriend.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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