how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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learn. advance!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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