Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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