- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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