Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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