Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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