- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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