- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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