two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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