- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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