- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's better than a stick? A stone

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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