- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

One time i was sitting down

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

No soup for you!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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