- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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