Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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