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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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