Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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