Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Anti Joke

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