Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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