- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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