What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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