- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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