- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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