- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

roses are red violets should be purple

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??