Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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