I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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