- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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