- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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