What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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