What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Shltskc gw? G

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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