- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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