- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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