What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A dyslexic blind man

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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