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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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