- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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