my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

12 in general

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

aodhan hearty

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

SHUT UP JP

Ben Corbishley

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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