Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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