- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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