- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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