- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Dwarf Shortage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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