In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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I'm homeless.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Men's rights

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Lil Wayne

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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