- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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