Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

America

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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