A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A fat guy!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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