- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I named my son ps2 controller

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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