Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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No soup for you!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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