There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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