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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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I'm rick james bitch

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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