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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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