- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the girl cry because she was raped

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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