A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

The FCC

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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