HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Kyle grund parker coffey

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

25.

class is canceled. My professor died.

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