- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Get on the boat.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!