There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Massie is a fatass

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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