- Anti Joke

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Who wants water? I do.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

I have read the terms and conditions

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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