- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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