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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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