A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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