- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

My jeans

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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