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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What page are you on The gay page.

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