- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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