- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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