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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

pull my finger (farts)

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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