- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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