- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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