- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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