Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Indians

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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