- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A man died.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Take part of what?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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