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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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