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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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