- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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