NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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