- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A penis walks into a bar..

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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