what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why? Because.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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