You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Shltskc gw? G

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

thumb_up thumb_down +22

a. why? b. because I wanted

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops