Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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A car walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Anti Joke

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