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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between a duck?

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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