Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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poo

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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