- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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