Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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