why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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