Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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