Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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