- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

gay pom...

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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