- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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