- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

THe Election

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Pain Olympics.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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