- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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