- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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