- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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