- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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