Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Whats funny? Your face.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What is my name? I dont know

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

diarrhea.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

well use a tissue!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A shark ate your mom

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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