jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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