What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

an emo girl walked into a white room

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

every cloud has a silver lining

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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