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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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