John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Indians

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Read a Book.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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