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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Democracy.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A man was shot. He died.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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