- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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