- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

race-car = rac-ecar

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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