what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

women's rights.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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