- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

rent a cops

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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