What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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