- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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