- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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