what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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