- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Obama = ebola

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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