Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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dallen loves penis

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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the bible

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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