Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Anti Joke

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