- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

deez nuts

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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