- Anti Joke

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand