- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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