What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Roses are red.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

it was all Tagart

A man did not like this site

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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