- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

This is a joke.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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