- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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