What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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