- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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