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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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