you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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women's rights

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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