Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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