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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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