A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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