- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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