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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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