- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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