- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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