- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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