- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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