- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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