LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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