- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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