Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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