- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...