- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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