- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Julian Ha.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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