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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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