- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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