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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

all these jokes are horrible now

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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