- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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