So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

school homewrok

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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