Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

that wall over there ->

i like it in the mouth

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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