Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

HELLO EVERYONE

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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