Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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