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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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