- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A black man walks out of a police station

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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