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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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