Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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