What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Yanter, Look it up

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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