Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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no rasist joks

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Boob

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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