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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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