- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's 9+10? 19

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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