What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Please ignore this statement.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

13 =B you just learned something

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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