What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

i saw amango it splootered

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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