- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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