- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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