what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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A fat guy!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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