- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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