- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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