Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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womens rights

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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what goes boo a sock

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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kathryn atkins

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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