- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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