Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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