What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A penis walks into a bar..

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

WOw you have no life

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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