- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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