- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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