Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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