How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Canadians

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

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