- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

You know what's funny? Rape

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

* anti-punchline

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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