What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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