- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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