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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

God is real.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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