- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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