- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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