- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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