- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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