Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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A russian gives away vodka.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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