- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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