What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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