What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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