- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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