- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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