- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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