Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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i hate non minorities!

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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