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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Bitch

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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