- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!