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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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