Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Once upon a time a was born

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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The Big Band Theory

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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