- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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