what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

womens rights.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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