Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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