- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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