- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

My spelling is horrible

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Massie is a fatass

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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