Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

jd and zach loves vigina

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What is the name of the car? What

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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