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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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