- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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