- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

* anti-punchline

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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