- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

why did you poop because you are a poop

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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