Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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