What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Anti Joke

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