Japan

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A gay man watches football.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

WNBA

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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