there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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