- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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