What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

are you saying pam, or pan?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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