An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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