- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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