- Anti Joke

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

rarw

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!