what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Ehh

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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My peni s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Faithful men.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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