- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Knock knock. Get out!!

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock? come in

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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