why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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