- Anti Joke

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?