- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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