Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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