- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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