What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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