What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

this website is a bad joke

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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