- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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