- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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