- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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