- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

someone called someone else a frog

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