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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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