Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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