- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

The cream, it is coming

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Albino African Americans

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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