What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

You idiot.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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