Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

knock knock? come in

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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