- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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