Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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