- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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