- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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