- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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