- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Dead girls can't say no.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

i'm hard

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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