once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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