- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

miha kako si?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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