- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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