- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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