- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Chuck Norris.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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