So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Anti Joke

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