- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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