- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Knock knock... Home invasion

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

^ That's not even funny ^

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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