- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Smeg...

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

i saw amango it splootered

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Grace Ackerson

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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