- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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