Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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