- Anti Joke

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.