What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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