- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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