- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

So a bar walks into a man...

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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