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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

womens rights

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

I <3 Hitler

Democracy.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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