Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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