A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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