- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

If life gives you lemonade.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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