- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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