- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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