- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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