The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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dallen loves penis

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Atheism

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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