What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Justin Beiber

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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VAL SUCKS

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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