- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Smeg...

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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