A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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