- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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