what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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