- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do I hate? people

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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