Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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civil rights

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Rylan Clark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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