- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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