A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Black people stink of shite!

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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My jeans

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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