- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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