why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do I hate? people

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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