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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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