- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why? Why not?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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