In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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