A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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