- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

your mom was so fat that she died.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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