- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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