Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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