- Anti Joke

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars