Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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A man did not like this site

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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