- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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