The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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