A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Cripples are lame.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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