- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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