A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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