- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

who is gay wit mon james cornish

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

knock knock Dave's not here.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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