It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

The holocaust

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Weaner

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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