two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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