- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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