whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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