- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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