why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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