- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

whatdumb and gay stewart price

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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