- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Dwight Howard

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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