- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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