- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

You know what's funny? Rape

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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