- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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