Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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