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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

I'm homeless.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

God is real.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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