- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

united we sit, cause we're fat

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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