- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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