What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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