- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A guy walks into a bar

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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