Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

i like turtles

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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