- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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