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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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