Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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