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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.