- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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