- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Gus's mom

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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