What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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No

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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