A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Who's the fastest kid in AA

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

VITAMIN C!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Albino African Americans

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

pull my finger (farts)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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