- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

roses are red poo is poo

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