- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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