- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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