An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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My mom

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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