- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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