I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Ol-ive

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do I hate? people

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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