- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Knock Knock Come in

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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