- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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