theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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