- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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