- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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