What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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SHUT UP JP

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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