- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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