1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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