What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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