- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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