- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

White men's rights

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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