- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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