- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Blacks

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.