- Anti Joke

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

miha kako si?

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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