what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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