- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A dog was barking at a tree

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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