- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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