why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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How you know when dislextic

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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