- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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