- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

knock knock come in

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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