- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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