- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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