- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Women's professional sports

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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