Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Tunechi

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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