- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What page are you on The gay page.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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