A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Guest what in the butt

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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