- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

if you don't like this you're gay

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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