- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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