Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Guess what? I like trains.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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