- Anti Joke

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.