A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

i'm hard

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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