- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Your're racist.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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