- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

hey hey apple

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

13 =B you just learned something

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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