They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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