- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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