- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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