What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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