- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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