- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

God is real.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Jesus Christ

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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