- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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