If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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