- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

knock knock go away

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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