- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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