- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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