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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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