why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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