Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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