What page are you on The gay page.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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