Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Womans baksetball...

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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