- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

I'm Batman.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

im gay

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Gordon Brown smiles.

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