A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Butt Sex.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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