What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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You idiot.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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PIED NINNY!

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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