why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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my mind's eye?

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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