What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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