- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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