- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What is 9+10? 19

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

you give like i give lomain

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

So a horse walks into a barn.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

womens rights.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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