- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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