- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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