- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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