- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

a black man pays his child support

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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