What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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