- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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