What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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