whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What's just not right? Left

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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