- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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