- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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