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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

knock knock who's there ?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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