- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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