- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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