- Anti Joke

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

1+2 = 6

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!