- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Your girlfriend.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's up? Your time.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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