Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

knock knock who's there? your destiny

I'm Coming

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Anti Joke

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