Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

You are joking right?

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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