- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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