Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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poopy is poopy

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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