How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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