- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

He--Hey guys

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

AIDS

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

You idiot.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

PIED NINNY!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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