One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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