- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

say it ten times fast: oh

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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