- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A guy walks into a bar

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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