Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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