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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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