- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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