- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A russian gives away vodka.

Tucker Rivera

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

knock knock come in !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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