- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

My children are mistakes

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

so today i took a poop. hehe

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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