What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Flowers are colors Love me

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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