- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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