What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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autistic kids rock

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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