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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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