What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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* anti-punchline

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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