How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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My children are mistakes

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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