What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Daniel is a fag

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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