What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Womans baksetball...

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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