What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

America

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Take part of what?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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