- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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