- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats black and strange a paki

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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