Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Bitch

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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