- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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