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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

I have read the terms and conditions

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter