- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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