- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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