Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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