- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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