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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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