Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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