Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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