- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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