- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

every cloud has a silver lining

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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