- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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