justin beiber sucks

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Gay rights.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Tall asians

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Feminism.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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