- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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