A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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