- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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