- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

1+2 = 6

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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