What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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