- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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