How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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