- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

a man makes a bad joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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