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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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