- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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