- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

White men's rights

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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