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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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