Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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