why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

No your aunties a joke

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

why dont they make black forks

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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