A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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