Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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