Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Homo say what?

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What's one plus one? two.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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