An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

How about that airline food?

Dwight Howard

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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