ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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A fat guy!

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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