- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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