What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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how man

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Gus's mom

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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