- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Whats 1+1? window!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

A praying mantis is very graceful

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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