- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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