What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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