In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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men's rights activists

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Knock Knock Who's there

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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