- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Antijokes...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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