Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's up? Your time.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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