- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

woman's rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

the economy.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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