What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Yes

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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a man makes a bad joke

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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