- Anti Joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve