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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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