- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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