- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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