- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

My spelling is horrible

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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