- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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