Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Pain Olympics.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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