- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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