what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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time to spruce up!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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