- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A man goes to the potty.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

H o m o comes out as homo

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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