- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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