- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

The holocaust

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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