Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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