My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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