- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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