How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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THe Election

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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