- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Potassium? K.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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