- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

nothing

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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