- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

that wall over there ->

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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