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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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