Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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No it doesnt..

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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