what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Manchester City

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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