Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How you know when dislextic

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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