- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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