Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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