- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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