A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Potassium? K.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Death by kayak

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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