- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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