What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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