- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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