- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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