- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

eoin burgin is fat

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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