This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Well, this is fun.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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The jets are a good team..

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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