What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like to eat.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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