If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

son, you're adopted.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Brett Farve

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Anti Joke

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