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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Womens rights.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

So one time this woman was learning...

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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