- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Oh...okay, good.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

I like to eat.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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