What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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