- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Well, this is fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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