- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got milk? No.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Women rights..

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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