If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Oh...okay, good.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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