- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

William Raines.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

gays

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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