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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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