how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

black people. that is all...

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

The Aristocrats

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Knock Knock Come in.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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