- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Women's rights

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Well, this is fun.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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