- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Is Carly smart? No.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

The mets are 3-0 this season

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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