- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Freedom of Speech

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

American healthcare.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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