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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Freedom of Speech

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

I got shot, you laughed

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

kennah campion... being nice

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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