What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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