why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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American healthcare.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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blubber vaginass CC

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Religion

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

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