- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Women's rights

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Global Warming.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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