- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

what is patrick wilson? smart

Child Prostitution.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

knock knock you may come in

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Obama

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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