wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Jess Burns

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Women rights..

Ruller

GRAAAAAAAR.

Aodhan Hearty

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

I got shot, you laughed

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