- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Is Carly smart? No.

So one time this woman was learning...

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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