Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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chuck norris

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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