- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

knock knock you may come in

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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