So a baby seal walks into a club.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Brett Farve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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