i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Well, this is fun.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

your all shit at jokes

A black person in the NHL

arse

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

William Raines.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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