I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

knock knock you may come in

Women's rights

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Steering Wheel Face.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Freedom of Speech

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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