- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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