Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What is green and slow Grass.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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