- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Click here to end the world.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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