- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Killing your friend as a joke.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Women deserve equal rights.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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