What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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cory is gay

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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