- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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