- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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