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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Your face

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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