Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

whats brown and sticky? Doody

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Massie is a fatass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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