What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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