- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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