- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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