Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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