- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A man was shot. He died.

I <3 Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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