Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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