First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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HEY!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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sadf

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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a chinese man pays the full price

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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