- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Sex

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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