Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

My jeans

so today i took a poop. hehe

Take wrong turns

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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