- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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