Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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A women left the kitchen.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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