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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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