- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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