- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

men's rights activists

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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