- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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