- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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