The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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my penis

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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