- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Balls

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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