Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

My cat just died.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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