Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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