How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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