What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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