- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

hey hey apple

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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