- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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