- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Racial equality.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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