What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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