A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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