In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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