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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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