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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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