"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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