- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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