Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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