What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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