- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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