- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Anyone can post anything.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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