- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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