- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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