What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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