- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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