- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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