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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

If life gives you lemonade.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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