- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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