Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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