- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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