- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

THe Election

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Pain Olympics.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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