- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i like it in the mouth

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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