Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Knock knock Come in

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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