why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

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