Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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pobody's nerfect

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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