- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

White men's rights

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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