- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

knock,knock you suck

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