- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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