Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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* anti-punchline

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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