knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Yanter, Look it up

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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