- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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