- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

a man makes a bad joke

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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