- Anti Joke

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.