- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Gay rights.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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