A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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pobody's nerfect

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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