- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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