- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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