- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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