- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A Chinese man fails a math test

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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