Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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How you know when dislextic

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A man died.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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