why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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