Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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