- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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