- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

who is really lanky? james cornish

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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