- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Yellow People !!

What's 1+1? 69.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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