What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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SHUT UP JP

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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