A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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