- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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