Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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