- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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