- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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