- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

I'm Coming

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

men's rights activists

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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