- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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