You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Dwarf Shortage

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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