- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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