- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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