- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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