- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the fish say after he

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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