Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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My jeans

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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