What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Bitch

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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