- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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