Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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