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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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