- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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