- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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