Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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aodhan hearty

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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YOU

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Who wants water? I do.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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