An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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