Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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