A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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FUCK YOU

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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