- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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