- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

i dont fisish anythi

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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