Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Tony Romo

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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