- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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