- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get on the boat.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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