- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

VITAMIN C!

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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