- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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