Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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knock knock

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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