Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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