Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Knock Knock! F*ck off

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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