What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mom.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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