- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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