- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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