A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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I'm homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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