how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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