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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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