What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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