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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman farted so hes retarded

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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