- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Face...tastes like chicken!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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