- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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