- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Yellow People !!

What's 1+1? 69.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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