- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

roses are red violets should be purple

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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