What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

America

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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