What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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