- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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