- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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