An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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