Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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i like it in the mouth

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Hello

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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