- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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