What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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human centipede

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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