- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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