- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

like most people my age. im 27

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

joe galasso from plainview ny

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