KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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