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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Trump will make America great again.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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