- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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