- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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