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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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