What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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