- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's long and black The unemployment line

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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