What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Women's Soccer.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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AIDS

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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