- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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