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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A pope meets another one

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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