- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

what are you mike bibby?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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