- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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