What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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black chicken. kfc

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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