Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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