I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Dwight Howard

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A miserable man committed suicide.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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