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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Chlamydia

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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