- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

are you saying pam, or pan?

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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