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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Get on the boat.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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