- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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