- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

quantum physics?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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