- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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