What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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