What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

America

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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