- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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