- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

13 =B you just learned something

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

hey hey apple

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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