- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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