- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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