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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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