Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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