- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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