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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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