- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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