- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A penis walks into a bar..

Where's my baby??

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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