Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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