WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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