- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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