- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats the defination of cruelty

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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