- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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