What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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