Knock knock... Home invasion

Turkey Balls

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

There was a chicken. It squarked.

I love you

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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