- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??