Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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