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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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