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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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