When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

I'm rick james bitch

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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