- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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