- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

women's rights

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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