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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

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