- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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