- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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