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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Im taking a shit right now.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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