-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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