- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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