what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Kyle grund parker coffey

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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