How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the teacher do? He taught.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I <3 Hitler

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

I like school Said no one ever.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a black man? A person

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Homo say what?

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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