- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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