- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How high is the sky? True or False

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??