Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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