Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

My cat just died.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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