Knock knock Go away

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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