- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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