What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Jimmy Saville

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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