- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

it was all Tagart

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A man did not like this site

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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