- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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