- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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