- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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