- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

the WNBA.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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