- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Knock Knock Who's there

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is green and is not grass A frogg

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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