- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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