- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Wanna hear a joke? no

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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