"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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