- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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