Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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