- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Knock Knock. Not home.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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