What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Gay rights.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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