Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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