- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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