- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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