What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Guest what in the butt

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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