- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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