- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

pull my finger (farts)

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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