Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I'm homeless.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

homosexual rights to marriage

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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