- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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