- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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