- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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