Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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