Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

united we sit, cause we're fat

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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