Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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