- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

The chickens have become self-aware!

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