Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Andoni was here

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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