Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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