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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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