Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What fires shots? A gun

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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