- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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