A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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