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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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