- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why was kade sad? he shit himself

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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