- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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