- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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