- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Your mom.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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