- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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