why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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