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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

kieran is a homosexual

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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