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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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