knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Communism hehe xd

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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