Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Male leadership.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Anti Joke

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