Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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