Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What page are you on The gay page.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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