why did you poop because you are a poop

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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