- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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