How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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womans having rights.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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who else is on here?

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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