What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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