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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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