WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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