Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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