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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

pull my finger (farts)

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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