- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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