- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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