Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Women's professional sports

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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