A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Shltskc gw? G

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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