- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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