- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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