- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What page are you on The gay page.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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