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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.