- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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