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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Should a pole bump an alarm?

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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