Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

There once was this guy and he fell down

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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