- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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