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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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