- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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