Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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N-E Pats never cheated

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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My jeans

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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