Knock knock... Home invasion

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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