- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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