When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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