- Anti Joke

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.