- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shut up iggy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

I <3 Hitler

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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