Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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