- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what are you mike bibby?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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