- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??