- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

someone called someone else a frog

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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