How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Neither did she.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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