- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

I am quite mature.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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