- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Go away

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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