- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Happy Monday!

You are joking right?

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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