- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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