- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What's one plus one? two.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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