Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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