- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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