What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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PENIS

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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