When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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