- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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