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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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