- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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