- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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