How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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13 =B you just learned something

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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