- Anti Joke

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.