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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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