What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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