- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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