- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Black people in Camden NJ.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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