- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

nothing

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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