What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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