A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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