- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Dwarf Shortage

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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