your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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justin beiber sucks

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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