- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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