- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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