- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Neither did she.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A chicken walked into the bar...

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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