Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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