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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

roses are red poo is poo

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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