- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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