- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what do you call a black guy african american

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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