- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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