- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Your mom.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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