- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Women's Rights..

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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