- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Once upon a time a was born

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

In soviet Russia...things are different

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

who is really lanky? james cornish

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