- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

my wife out of the kitchen

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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