- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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