- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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