- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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