A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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men's rights activists

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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A fat guy!

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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