- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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