- Anti Joke

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

4 hours later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever