- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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