Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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