A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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sky silverstein

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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