- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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