- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

the economy.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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