- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??