- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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