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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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