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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

I walk into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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