If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

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