- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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