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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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