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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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