- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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