- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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