What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Where's my baby??

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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