- Anti Joke

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Christ is a conspiracy

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA