Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Anti Joke

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