- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Cripples are lame.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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