why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

BIG MAC'S

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

baloney sandwich

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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