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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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