Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Ms Leong Sux

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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