Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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