- Anti Joke

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why? Why not?

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.