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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is my name? I dont know

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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