- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

the economy.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what's funny about war? nothing!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Whats worse than a joke? This

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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