- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Massie is a fatass

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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