- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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