- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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