- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

i like turtles

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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