- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Allah walked into AK Bar

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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