- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Gay rights.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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