- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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