Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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