- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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