whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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