Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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