- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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