- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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