Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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