If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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