yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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