What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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