- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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