knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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