what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

9/11 my birthday

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

pobody's nerfect

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Your gay

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Women's rights

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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