What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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