- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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