- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

* anti-punchline

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Sex

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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