- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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