What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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