WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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you will like this because i am black.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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