- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A seal walks into a club.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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