- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Your big dick.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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