Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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