Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Anti Joke

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