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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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