- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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