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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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