- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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