- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.