- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A miserable man committed suicide.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??