- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Pickles are powerful

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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