MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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