- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Cheese

whats white jizz

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Cripples are lame.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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