- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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