- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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