What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Racial Equality

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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