What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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