- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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