- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Knock Knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Albino African Americans

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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