- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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