What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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