4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

You know what's funny? Rape

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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