- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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