- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

And you honored it I see :P

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Women outside of the kitchen.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

woman's rights

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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