- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Read a Book.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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