- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Hello

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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