Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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