- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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