- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Penis.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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