- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Anti Jokes = Drained

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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