My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Anti Joke

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