- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

your mom was so fat that she died.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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