- Anti Joke

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.