Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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hi michael

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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