- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Men's rights

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Dane Cook makes a joke.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

salad days!

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Fat? Jesse Z

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A lot eh?

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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