What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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