There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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