- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

My Nan, that is all.

I Have a Black Friend

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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