- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Daniel is a fag

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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