- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Weaner

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I walk into a bar...

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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