- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

I don't get it

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

why does the man appear fat he is

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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