- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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