what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

A black person dies.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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