whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

you see theres this guy.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Your're racist.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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