- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Where's my baby??

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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