- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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