What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

your social life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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