- Anti Joke

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What fires shots? A gun

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.