Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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