- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

poopy is poopy

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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