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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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