- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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