- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Stevens

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

SHUT UP JP

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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