- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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