- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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