Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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