- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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