- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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