- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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