Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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womans rights...

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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