- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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