- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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