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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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