What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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