A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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