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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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