- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

knock knock Goodbye

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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