Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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