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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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