- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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