Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Roses are red.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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