- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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