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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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