A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

irish man drinking john smiths

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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