Take part of what?

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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