- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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