- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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