- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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