- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What would u like to drink?

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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