A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Anti Joke

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