- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A black man walks out of a police station

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

how do you win a game try your best

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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