- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

were you expecting a joke

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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