- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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