- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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