Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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