- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A women left the kitchen.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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