- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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