- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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