- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Your big dick.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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