- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

One time i was sitting down

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Anti-jokes are funny.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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