- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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