- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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