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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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