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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Jesus Christ

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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