- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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