- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

i wonder who made this website? a human

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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