Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Hats better than a stick? A stone

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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