- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

knock,knock you suck

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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