- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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