- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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