What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Knock knock.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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