Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What is the difference?

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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