whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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