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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Diarrhea

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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