- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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