- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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