once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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