getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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I? Everett

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Tony Romo

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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