- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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