- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

your so fat. your fat!

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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