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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

knock knock whos there? nobody

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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