How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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