- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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