- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Pain Olympics.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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