- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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