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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the old man die? He was old.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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