What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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