- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A bar walks into a man

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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