write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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