- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Manchester City

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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