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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

a person who will soon die of beeties

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

anti jokes are really funny

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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