- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A penis walks into a bar..

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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