Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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a man makes a bad joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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