Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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why dont they make black forks

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Anti Joke

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