- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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