- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

how do you win a game try your best

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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