What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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