you gay?

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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