- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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