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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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