whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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