- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why? Why not?

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