There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Andoni was here

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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