- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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