- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

guess what what ...

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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