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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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