- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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