what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's 1+1? 69.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Yellow People !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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