- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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