- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Julian Ha.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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