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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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