How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Happy Monday!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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