- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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