- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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