Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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