Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why dont they make black forks

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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