Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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