- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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