- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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