Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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dallen loves penis

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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