what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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