- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How old are you? 7

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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