- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Your grandma's cookies.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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