"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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