- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Potassium? K.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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