- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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