- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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