A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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My mom

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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