- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

i'm hard

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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