- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What rhymes with milk...milf

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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