- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

girls basketball

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Where's my baby??

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