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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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