it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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