- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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