- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A women left the kitchen.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

The diamond one below is hilarious.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Knock knock knock OCD

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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