- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Knock knock knock OCD

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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