- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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