There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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