A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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