what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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