there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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