A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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