Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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