i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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