- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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