- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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