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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

why did the blue berry cross the road

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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