- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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