- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

You are joking right?

A dyslexic blind man

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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