Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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The Labour Party.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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