What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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