- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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