What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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woman's rights

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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I? Everett

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www.xnxx.com

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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