A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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