- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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