- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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