Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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