- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Your mom.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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