school homewrok

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Tall asians

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

rarw

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

womens rights.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Andoni was here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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