- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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