Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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