i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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I <3 Hitler

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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