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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A pope meets another one

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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