The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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