What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Turkey Balls

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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