- Anti Joke

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.