- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

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