- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Whats cold and frozen? ice

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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