- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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