- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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