- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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