if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Jovan

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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