- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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