- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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