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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

WOw you have no life

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Knock knock knock OCD

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Nobody cares maddie!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Women's professional sports

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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