- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

woman's rights

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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