cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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