- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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