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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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