Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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