- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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