How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Apple hates Blackberry.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yanter, Look it up

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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