- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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