Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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