- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I'm rick james bitch

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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