- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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