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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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