- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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