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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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