- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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