- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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