what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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you see theres this guy.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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