A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Dwarf Shortage

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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