How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Turkey Balls

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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