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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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