- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Eric is gay Ha

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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