- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

12 niqqa 12.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

batman farted so hes retarded

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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