- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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