what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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i hate non minorities!

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Death by kayak

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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