- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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