Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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