What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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