If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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