- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

I'm rick james bitch

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

knock knock come in !

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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