What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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