Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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