Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

rent a cops

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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