- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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