why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

this website is a bad joke

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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