- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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