- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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