- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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