- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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