- Anti Joke

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.