- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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