A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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