- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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