What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

a irish man walks past a bar

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

an emo girl walked into a white room

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

My jeans

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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