what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Alchohol.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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