I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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