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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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