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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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