- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A pope meets another one

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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