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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

a man makes a bad joke

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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