What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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