- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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