Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Dead girls can't say no.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

men's rights activists

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

i'm hard

Anti Joke

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