How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Massie is a fatass

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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