What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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