- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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