What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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knock knock

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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