- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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