Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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