A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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