Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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