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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Gay rights.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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