- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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