Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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