- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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