Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Pain Olympics.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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