Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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swag

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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