- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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