Eric is gay Ha

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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