What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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