- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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