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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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