- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call two dog? dogs

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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