- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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