How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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