- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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