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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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