A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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