- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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