What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what's funny about war? nothing!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops