- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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