- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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