What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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My jeans

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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i committed murder

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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