- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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