What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

that wall over there ->

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Who wants water? I do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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