A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Tucker Rivera

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Guest what in the butt

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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