- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

a man makes a bad joke

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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