A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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