- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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