- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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