Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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