- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

you gay?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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