- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

yolo your orange looks orange

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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