- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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