- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Chlamydia

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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