- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

a man was shot.... he died

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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