Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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