- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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