- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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