- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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