Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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