- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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