why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

i wonder who made this website? a human

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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