- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Killing your friend as a joke.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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