BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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