Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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