- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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