- Anti Joke

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract