- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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