- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Gordon Brown smiles.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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