girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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guess what what ...

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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