Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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