- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I work at jcpenny

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A sober Irish individual.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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