- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

123 f*ck off

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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