- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

kennah campion when she talks

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Daniel is a fag

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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