- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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