- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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