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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's blue? The sky.

Robin, get in the car, please.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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