- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help