- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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