- Anti Joke

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.