- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

alert('The Game')

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

your mom was so fat that she died.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What page are you on The gay page.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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