- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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