- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's your blood type? Red.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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