why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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