- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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