my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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hashtags suck balls

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Anti Joke

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