Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what's white and sticky semen

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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