What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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one stop shop

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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