why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A man goes to the potty.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

The Labour Party.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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