What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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