Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

My Nan, that is all.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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