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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

knock knock come in !

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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