- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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