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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Lil Wayne

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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