Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A gay man watches football.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

this website is a bad joke

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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