How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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