- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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