why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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