- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

a blind man walks into a wall

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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