- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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