- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

I'm Polish.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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