- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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