- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

4 hours later.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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