1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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