- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

how do you call someone? use a phone

hey guys im gay

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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