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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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