- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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