Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

men's rights activists

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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