- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Man U

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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