- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Black people stink of shite!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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