- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What's just not right? Left

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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