- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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