- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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