How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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