A house comes around the corner.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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miha kako si?

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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