What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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