- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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