- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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