what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

I enjoy Popcorn

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Massie is a fatass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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