What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

how much fish could a chicken

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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