What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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