- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Jovan

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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