Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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