What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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I <3 Hitler

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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