- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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