- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

knock knock who's there ?

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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