- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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