did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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