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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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