- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Guest what in the butt

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Happy Monday!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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