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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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