This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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