Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Take wrong turns

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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