- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Knock knock knock OCD

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A baby seal walks into a club.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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