why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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