Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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