- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!