Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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