Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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