What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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