- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Cheese

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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