- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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