- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

my penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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