Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

VITAMIN C!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what's white and sticky semen

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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