I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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My jeans

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I <3 Hitler

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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