- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Men's rights

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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