A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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