- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's better than a stick? A stone

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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