- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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