What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Anti Joke

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