- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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