Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

thumb_up thumb_down -14

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -14

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -14

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops