Who's the fastest kid in AA

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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VITAMIN C!

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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