- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Knock Knock Who's there

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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