- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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