- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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