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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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