- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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