Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Ben Corbishley

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

kennah campion when she talks

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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