How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

i'm hard

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

13 =B you just learned something

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Anti Joke

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