- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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