- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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