My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Daniel is a fag

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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human centipede

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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