- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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