- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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