what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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