- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Tony Romo

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

woman's rights

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Tunechi

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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