Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

woman's rights

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Obama lin Baden.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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