- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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