Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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