What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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