- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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