- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A bar walks into a man

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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