- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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