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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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