Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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