Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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