- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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