Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

anti jokes are really funny

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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