- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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