- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Where's my baby??

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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