- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

my gramma died

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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