- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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