What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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