What did John name his dog? Doggy

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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