Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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