What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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