Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

woman's rights

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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