a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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