What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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