- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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