- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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