- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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