- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Take part of what?

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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