Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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