mitchell palmer sucks

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Boob

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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