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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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