My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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