whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Cheese

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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