- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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