- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

well use a tissue!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A shark ate your mom

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Whats funny? Your face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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