Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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