Tunechi

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

I? Everett

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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