- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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