- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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