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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

This isn't funny.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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