There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Anti Joke

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