what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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woman's rights

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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