- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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