- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What does two plus two equal? 4

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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