- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

outside your comfort zone

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

you know whats not funny white boards.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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