What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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