whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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