- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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