Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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