- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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