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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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