- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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