- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why dont they make black forks

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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