An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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