What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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matt is fat

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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