- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Aodhan Hearty

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Women's rights

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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