what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like to eat.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Women's rights

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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