Military intelligence.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Brett Farve

Kenny G

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

knock knock you may come in

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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