How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Child Prostitution.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's 9 +10 19

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Anti Joke

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