- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Freedom of Speech

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

American healthcare.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The mets are 3-0 this season

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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