- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

I hate you.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Hey, come here often? No.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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