- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

knock knock whos there .. derp

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