- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I like to eat.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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