- Anti Joke

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.