What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

your all shit at jokes

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

A black succeeds

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Is Carly smart? No.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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