- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Rick Perry.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

The jets are a good team..

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

American healthcare.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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i like potatoes

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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