Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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The jets are a good team..

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A scottish man having fun

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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your all shit at jokes

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Global Warming.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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potato

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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