Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I hate you.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Oh...okay, good.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Obama

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Brett Farve

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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