How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Oh...okay, good.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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