- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

live babies

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

did you ever see a butter fly?

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Dani Barton = Stupid

The jets are a good team..

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

American healthcare.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

chuck norris is a little b|tch

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