I hate you.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

A black man killed someone

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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