Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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I got shot, you laughed

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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penis

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A scottish man having fun

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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arse

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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