- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Hey, come here often? No.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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