- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Hey, come here often? No.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Jess Burns

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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