The government makes a good decision

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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