American healthcare.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Womens rights.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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