- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Dani Barton = Stupid

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

The jets are a good team..

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

American healthcare.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

i like potatoes

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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