- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

milly, milly, milly, cat

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

the cow goes moo

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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