What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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I Love Hitler.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Religion

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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