why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Scott

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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