Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Carlton

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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