- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Womens rights.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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