Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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ASSCHEEKS

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That's unfortunate.

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This is not a joke.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I hate you.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Hey, come here often? No.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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