- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Women's rights

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Turtles

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, this is fun.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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