Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

The jets are a good team..

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

No joke.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The mets are 3-0 this season

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What is a dog? Bark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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