- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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