- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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