- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Women's rights.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

The jets are a good team..

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Is Carly smart? No.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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