A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

American healthcare.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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