What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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