A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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That's what he said.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why....... Because.

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