- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

live babies

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Rick Perry.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

The jets are a good team..

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

The WNBA.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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