q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Religion

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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