What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

If life hands you lemons Take them

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

arse

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

i like potatoes

William Raines.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Religion

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

87

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

This is not a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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