A black man killed someone

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock Come in!

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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