What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

women's rights

The jets are a good team..

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What is a dog? Bark

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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