YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What is a dog? Bark

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

I like jokes.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

That's unfortunate.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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