What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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I got shot, you laughed

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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The jets are a good team..

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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