what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Brett Farve

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

I got shot, you laughed

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Well, this is fun.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A black person in the NHL

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

arse

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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