Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Child Prostitution.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Obama

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Brett Farve

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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