knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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