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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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