What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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arse

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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William Raines.

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i like potatoes

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Religion

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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This is not a joke.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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