You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

So a seal walks into a club...

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Knock Knock Come in!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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