A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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your all shit at jokes

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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