What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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I like jokes.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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