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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

A baby seal walks into a club

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

I got shot, you laughed

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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