what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

A black man killed someone

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Black people are innocent.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Potato salad

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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