- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

does this look unsure to you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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