"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Carlton

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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the cow goes moo

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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