Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Child Prostitution.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's 9 +10 19

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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