Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Shit.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Military intelligence.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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