What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Women's rights

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Nickelback

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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George W. Bush

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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