A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I like to eat.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Obama

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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