Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

The WNBA.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

i have aids and a chode

The jets are a good team..

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Women's rights

penis

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