What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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