whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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arse

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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William Raines.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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