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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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