- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Brett Farve

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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