Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Oh...okay, good.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

I like to eat.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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