- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

1+1= 69

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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