What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Women's rights.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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The jets are a good team..

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

George W. Bush

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Is Carly smart? No.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Global Warming.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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