- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Well, this is fun.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A black person in the NHL

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

arse

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

William Raines.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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