Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What's 9 +10 19

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

a horse walks into a barn

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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