What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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