What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Potato salad

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Aodhan Hearty

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Kenny G

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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jokes r dumb

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Women's rights

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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