- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's big? Jupiter.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

The jets are a good team..

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