A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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the cow goes moo

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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I like to eat.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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