Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Kenny G

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Freedom of Speech

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

I got shot, you laughed

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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