What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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