- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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does this look unsure to you?

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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