Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

knock knock whos there .. derp

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

The jets are a good team..

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

George W. Bush

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Knock Knock Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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