Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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The jets are a good team..

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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