why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Women's rights.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

ekoj

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

gays

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

The Aristocrats

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