Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Well, this is fun.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A black person in the NHL

Knock knock Nobody's home.

arse

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

A black succeeds

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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