- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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