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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Kenny G

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Women's rights

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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