- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Neither did she.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

if you don't like this you're gay

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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