Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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