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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

If you have a stroke, call 000

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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