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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

This isn't funny.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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