- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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