whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Anti Joke

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