- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Take part of what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

whats white jizz

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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