- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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