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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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