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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

You want to hear a joke? Republican

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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