a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Men's rights

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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