- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's stupid a light bulb.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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