- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A dog was barking at a tree

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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