what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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