- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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