What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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