- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

I put my baby in a microwave.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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