why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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