- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

If you have a stroke, call 000

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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