- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How old are you? 7

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Jack Stevens

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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