- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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