- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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