- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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