- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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