You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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like if your cool

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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