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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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