If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Jovan

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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