Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Ben Corbishley

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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