- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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