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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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