- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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