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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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