what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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