- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DEATH.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Democracy.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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