- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A bar walks into a man

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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