civil rights

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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