- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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