- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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