Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A pope meets another one

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What is older than history?

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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