- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

All of these jokes are about white people

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's long and black The unemployment line

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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