whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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