- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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