- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You are joking right?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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