- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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