- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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