Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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