What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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1+2 = 6

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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