Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Homo say what?

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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hi jonny

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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