why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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