what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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