- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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