- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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