Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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