I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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