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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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