why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

N-E Pats never cheated

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

My jeans

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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