A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Anti Joke

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