Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Weaner

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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