Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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