Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A car walks into a bar.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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alert('The Game')

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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