- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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