I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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I'm hungry.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Turkey Balls

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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