- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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