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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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