- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Your big dick.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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