"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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