- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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