- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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