A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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