- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

this website is a bad joke

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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