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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.