- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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