- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Tucker Rivera

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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