What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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