- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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