My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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