- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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