- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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