Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

thumb_up thumb_down -11

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops