kieran is a homosexual

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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