How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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a man makes a bad joke

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