Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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