- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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