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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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