What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A lot eh?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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