when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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swag

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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