- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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