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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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