kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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