- Anti Joke

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!