Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A man died.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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