Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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