A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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