- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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