- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why did the blue berry cross the road

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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