How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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