What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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roses are red violets should be purple

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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