"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

united we sit, cause we're fat

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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