Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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