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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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