- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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