Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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human centipede

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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