Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A praying mantis is very graceful

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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