What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Take wrong turns

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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