- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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