What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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