- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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