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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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