- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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