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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

why did you poop because you are a poop

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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