- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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