Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Massie is a fatass

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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