Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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