- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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