- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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