- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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