- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

THe Election

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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