- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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