- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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