- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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