Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

what's funny about war? nothing!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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