- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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