Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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