- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Dumb

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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