- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

I walk into a bar...

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Gustavo Andrade

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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