- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Click here to end the world.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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