I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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kennah campion when she talks

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Ben Corbishley

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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