- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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