- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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