What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Women's rights.

drugs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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