- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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