- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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