- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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