Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

civil rights

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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