What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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