what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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