- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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