- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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