- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

In soviet Russia...things are different

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

miha kako si?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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