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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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