Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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