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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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