Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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knock,knock you suck

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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