- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Indians

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

a black man pays his child support

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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