- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

My cat just died.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the chicken cross the road...

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