- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's up? Your time.

Your girlfriend.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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