- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

I walk into a bar...

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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