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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

womens rights

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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