- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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