- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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