- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

how do you call someone? use a phone

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

scraggle is in you pillow case

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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