How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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The Big Band Theory

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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