- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??