- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How about that airline food?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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