so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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