What's 1+1? 69.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Barack Obama

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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