- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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