- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Hello

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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