WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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America

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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