What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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