Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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