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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Detroit has a low crime rate

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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