Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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You are joking right?

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Happy Monday!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Anti Joke

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