PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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knock knock come in

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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