- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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