1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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