How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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