- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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