- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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