Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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i hate non minorities!

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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