why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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