- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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