- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Potassium? K.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

whats black and strange a paki

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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