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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

The New York Giants

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Women outside of the kitchen.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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