- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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