- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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