How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Albino African Americans

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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The cream, it is coming

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Anti Joke

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