What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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