Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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