- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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