Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Obama = ebola

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

anti jokes are really funny

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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