- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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