- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Communism hehe xd

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Eric is gay Ha

The diamond one below is hilarious.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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