- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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