- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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