- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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