- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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