- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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