roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Anti Joke

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