- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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