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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road...

My cat just died.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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