- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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