- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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