A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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