- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why did you poop because you are a poop

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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