knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

a man was shot.... he died

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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