A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Anti Joke

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