- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Democracy.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

I <3 Hitler

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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