How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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