- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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