What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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