- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

pull my finger (farts)

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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