What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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YO FACE

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Lololol

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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