- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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