What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Whats the defination of cruelty

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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