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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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