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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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