- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she died

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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