Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

roses are red violets should be purple

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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