what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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