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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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