what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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