- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did you poop because you are a poop

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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