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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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