- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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