- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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