- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Knock Knock.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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