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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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