How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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