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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Democracy.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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