Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

God is real.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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