- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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