Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A young baby died.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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