What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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poo

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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SHUT UP JP

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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