a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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