Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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