- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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