- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Rebecca Black

My mom

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

1d

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??