- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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