Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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My jeans

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Anti Joke

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