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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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