- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Flowers are colors Love me

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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