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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A baby seal walks into a club.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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