yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A russian gives away vodka.

Happy Monday!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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