- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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