- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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