In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

batman farted so hes retarded

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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