- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's blue? The sky.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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