Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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