- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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