- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

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