Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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