* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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