- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Where's my baby??

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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