- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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