- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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