What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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