- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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