- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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