- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends