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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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