A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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yolo your orange looks orange

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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