- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

roses are red poo is poo

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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