- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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