Women deserve equal rights.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Thats what she said

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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