- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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