- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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