- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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