Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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