Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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