- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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