- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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