- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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