What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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