What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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