whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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