A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

So these two girls have a cup .

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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