I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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