Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Tony Romo

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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