What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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I asked her where you were.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Cheese

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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