- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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