- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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