Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Tony Romo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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