- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

race-car = rac-ecar

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