- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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