- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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