- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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