- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Roses are red.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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