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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

haha black people :D

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

batman farted so hes retarded

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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