- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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