Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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