knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Your Mom

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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