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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

dat shoe shine tho

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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