- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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