Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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knock knock

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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