- Anti Joke

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.