- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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