- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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