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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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