- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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