A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Anti Joke

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