- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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