Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

God is real.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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