what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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