What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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