Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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