- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why are white people white? I don't know

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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