- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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