- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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