- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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