Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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