- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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