- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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