- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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