- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

women rights

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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