- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

I regret everything.....

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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