- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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