You are joking right?

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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12/23/2012

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Maths.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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