what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Obama = ebola

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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