Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

you see theres this guy.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Your're racist.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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