- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

taking out the trash... at night

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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