Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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