Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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