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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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