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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

knock knock Goodbye

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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