What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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