Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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