What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

rent a cops

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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