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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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