- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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