- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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