There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Anti Joke

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