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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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