- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??