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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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