POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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