- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

pull my finger (farts)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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