- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Knock knock knock OCD

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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