- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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