- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

"Knock knock." "Come in."

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Horse.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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