Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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