What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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BIG MAC'S

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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