- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Where's my baby??

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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