a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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