- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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