What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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