- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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