- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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