- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

gay pom...

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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