- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Hello.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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