so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

HELLO EVERYONE

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Take part of what?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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