Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Jovan

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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