We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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kieran is a homosexual

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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