- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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