- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Your girlfriend.

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