What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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