What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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