a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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