Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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I <3 Hitler

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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