- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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