- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Your big dick.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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