WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Beka has AIDS

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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