The Big Band Theory

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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