- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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