What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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