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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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