They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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