- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

kieran is a homosexual

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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