What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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