- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How you know when dislextic

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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