- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Tony Romo

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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