- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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