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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Barack Obama

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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