You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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