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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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