- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I had 99 problems Solved them all

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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