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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do I hate? people

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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