- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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