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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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