- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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