- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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