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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Your mom.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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