You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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