- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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