- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What is green and slow Grass.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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