- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Nero, sure you are okay?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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