A dog is always in the pushup position.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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whats white jizz

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Cheese

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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