- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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