- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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