why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Anti Joke

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