What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Your're racist.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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