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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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