- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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