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read this sentence again.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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