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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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