- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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