- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How old are you? 7

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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