- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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