Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops