- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's 9+10? 19

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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