- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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