- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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