Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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