- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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