Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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