joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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