- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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