- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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