- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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