- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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