Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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