What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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