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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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