Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's stupid a light bulb.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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