It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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RUN

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Jovan

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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