The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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