- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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