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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

matt is fat

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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