a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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