people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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