- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

BIG MAC'S

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Knock knock Come in

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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