What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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