You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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