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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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