- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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