what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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