- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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