How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

race-car = rac-ecar

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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