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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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