- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why did you poop because you are a poop

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A dyslexic blind man

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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