Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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I'm Coming

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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