Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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