why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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