Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Tunechi

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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