What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

class is canceled. My professor died.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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