- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Apple hates Blackberry.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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