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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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