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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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