- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

ever tried african food? they neither

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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