WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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