- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

The New York Giants

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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