- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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