a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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