- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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