- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody cares maddie!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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