I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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