- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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