whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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I'm homeless.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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