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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

YOU

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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