- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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