- Anti Joke

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

I love pissing people off :P

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.