A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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A russian gives away vodka.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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