- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Julian Ha.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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