What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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pudding

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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