What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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