- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??