- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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