- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

batman farted so hes retarded

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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