Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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