What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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