A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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