A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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your face

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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womens rights

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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