- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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