Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

The New York Giants

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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