- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

So these two girls have a cup .

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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