what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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womens rights

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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hi jonny

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