- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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