- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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