- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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