- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

bangers and mash?

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

the sky is green no it is not

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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