What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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that wall over there ->

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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