A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Guess what? The Game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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