- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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