- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

knock knock go away

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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