Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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