- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

My cat just died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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