A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A man goes to the potty.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

This is an anti-joke.

You are joking right?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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