- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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