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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

I'm Polish.

knock knock i have diarrhea

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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