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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

mexicans fishing

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

womans having rights.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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