- Anti Joke

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.