What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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