- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is green and slow Grass.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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