- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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