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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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