- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Democracy.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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