- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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