- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Where's my baby??

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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