- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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