- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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