- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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