- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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