- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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