Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Fat people

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Sarah Palin.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Abortion

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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