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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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