- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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