- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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