What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

N-E Pats never cheated

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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