Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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The Labour Party.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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