Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A woman walks into a bar.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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