- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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