- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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