- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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