Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

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