- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's the difference between a duck?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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