- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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