How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

A man walks into a bar

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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