what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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