- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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