why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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An anti-joke

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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