a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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