What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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