- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child