- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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