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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A bar walks into a man

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Charlie Sheen

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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