- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What? Huh?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

you gay?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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