Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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