- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

You idiot.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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