- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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