- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

your face

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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