Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Barack Obama

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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