- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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