- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

And you honored it I see :P

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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