- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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