why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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poo

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Womans baksetball...

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Donald Trump.

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