- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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