- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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