- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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