- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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