- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I'm Coming

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

9/11 my birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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