- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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