- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

AIDS

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Anti Joke

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