- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

How about that airline food?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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