- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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