- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

race-car = rac-ecar

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Yellow People !!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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