- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

civil rights

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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