What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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I'm rick james bitch

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