whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Anti Joke

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