- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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