What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Guess what? The Game.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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