A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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