- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Christ is a conspiracy

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

here's a joke... the american education society

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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