- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

All of these jokes are about white people

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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