If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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