- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

autistic kids rock

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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