What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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