I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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