- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Cripples are lame.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How about that airline food?

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.