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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's just not right? Left

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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