okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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