Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Japan

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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