What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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