- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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