-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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drugs.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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