yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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