- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

knock knock come in !

class is canceled. My professor died.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??