- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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