- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Who wants water? I do.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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