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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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