Massie is a fatass

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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