- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

My cat just died.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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