Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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