Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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drugs.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A young baby died.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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alert("Hello");

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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