- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead