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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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