Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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knock,knock you suck

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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