- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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