Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Where's my baby??

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A penis walks into a bar..

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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