What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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I love pissing people off :P

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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