What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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