I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Antijokes...

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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