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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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