What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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you see theres this guy.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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