A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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