- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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