- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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