Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Your're racist.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

you see theres this guy.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Anti Joke

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