Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

eoin burgin is fat

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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