You know what's funny? Rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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