It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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my wife out of the kitchen

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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