- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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