- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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