- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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