- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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