Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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