- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Ben Corbishley

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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