- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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