- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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