- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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