Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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