- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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