What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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