- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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