I <3 Hitler

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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