2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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