A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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PENIS

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Anti Joke

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