- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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