Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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