- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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