- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Where's my baby??

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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