- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Nobody cares maddie!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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