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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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