- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

A shark ate your mom

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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