- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

my penis

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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