- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

taking out the trash... at night

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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