charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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