A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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