Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Once upon a time a was born

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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