guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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