I'm homeless.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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