What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Death by kayak

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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