Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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NEVER

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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