What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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