Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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My children are mistakes

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What's one plus one? two.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Indians

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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