- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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