- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

THe Election

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Pain Olympics.

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