- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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