If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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