In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

the WNBA.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

bangers and mash?

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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