- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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