What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Racial Equality

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Indians

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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