A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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