- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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