- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Your girlfriend.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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