How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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