-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

an emo girl walked into a white room

every cloud has a silver lining

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Jovan

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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