Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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human centipede

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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