Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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