- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Ben Corbishley

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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