- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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