- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Nobody cares maddie!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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