What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A seal walks into a club.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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