- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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