An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How about that airline food?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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