- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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