A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

You should read the Terms of Service.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

You know what's funny? Rape

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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