- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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