- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What page are you on The gay page.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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