Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

your face

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A woman walks into a bar.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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