- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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