- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

You know what's funny? Rape

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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