- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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