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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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