Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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