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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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