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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.