You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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dallen loves penis

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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