- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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