- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A guy walks into a bar

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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