Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Anti Joke

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