- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

knock knock go away

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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