- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A fat guy!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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