- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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