- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Andoni was here

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Tall asians

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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