Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Women.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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pobody's nerfect

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Your gay

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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