- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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