- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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