Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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