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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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