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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you call an amazing person Good

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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