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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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