Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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