- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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