Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Albino African Americans

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Anti Joke

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