- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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