Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

scraggle is in you pillow case

woman's rights

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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