- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A man died.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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