- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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