Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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