- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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