- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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