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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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