- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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