Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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