- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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