- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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