I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Gay rights.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats black and strange a paki

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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