- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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