- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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