What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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