- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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