What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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