What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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