- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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