- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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