- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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