Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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The Labour Party.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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