Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...