- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Christ is a conspiracy

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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