What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Whats 1+1? window!

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Maths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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