- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

scraggle is in you pillow case

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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