Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A storm be brewin!

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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