What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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