What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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