A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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