Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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