- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Your big dick.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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