- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A fat guy!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

I wrote a funny joke.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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