My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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