- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Albino African Americans

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Anti Joke

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