roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A American seeking into mexico

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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