- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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