dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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