- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Jack Stevens

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

How old are you? 7

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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