- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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