- Anti Joke

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms