- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

You're a big fat monkey.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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