What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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