- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.