- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's blue? The sky.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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