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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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