- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Kevin and Ramin

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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