What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Adam Chebali is awesome

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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