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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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