What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Turkey Balls

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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