What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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womens rights.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Anti Joke

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