- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato