- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

An Aisian failed a test

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

<=3 penis

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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