A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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