- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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