Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Llamaworm

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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