- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call two dog? dogs

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What comes after Friday? A ?.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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