Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Neither did she.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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