"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Black people stink of shite!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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