Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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I <3 Hitler

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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