A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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