What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

thumb_up thumb_down -8

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a black man walks out of popeyes

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -8

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops