- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Please ignore this statement.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

hey hey apple

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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