"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A penis walks into a bar..

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Anti Joke

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