- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

a man checks his mypsace

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??