How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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