knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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