your mom.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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