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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

One time i was sitting down

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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