- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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