- Anti Joke

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Hello

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.