What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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