- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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