what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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