A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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like if your cool

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Women's rights

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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