- Anti Joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

my wife out of the kitchen

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.