Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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