Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

knock knock Dave's not here.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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