- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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