- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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