A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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