Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Anti Joke

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