Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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knock knock

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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