- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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