- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

I have read the terms and conditions

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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