- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.