- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

knock knock come in !

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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