- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

I work at jcpenny

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A sober Irish individual.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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