Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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