Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Tucker Rivera

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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