- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How does a black guy die? Unknown

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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