- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A man goes to the potty.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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