- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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