- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Brain fart

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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