- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Get up Look in the mirror

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

I walk into a bar...

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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