Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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