knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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