- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

HELLO EVERYONE

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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