What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's stupid a light bulb.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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