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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Roses are red.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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