What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

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