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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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