- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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