- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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