- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Poop

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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