- Anti Joke

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Your face

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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