What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Men's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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