- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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