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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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