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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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