- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What would u like to drink?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

homosexual rights to marriage

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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