antonis sister is mighty fine

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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