- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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