- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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