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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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