Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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