What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

João Duarte reads this.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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