Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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