- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

so today i took a poop. hehe

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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