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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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