Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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ever tried african food? they neither

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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