- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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