Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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