- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's big and purple? Barney

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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