- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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