- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

4 hours later.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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