- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

knock knock!? . . No.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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