It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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