- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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