- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Manchester City

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Men's rights

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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