- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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