- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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