- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

race-car = rac-ecar

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Black people in Camden NJ.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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