- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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