- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Fat? Jesse Z

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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