What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

You know what's funny? Rape

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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