- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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