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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

that wall over there ->

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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