Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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penis

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Anti Joke

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