- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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