- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

William Raines.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

The Aristocrats

Is Carly smart? No.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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