- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

American healthcare.

i have aids and a chode

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The mets are 3-0 this season

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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