why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

jokes r dumb

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

A black succeeds

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