How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Women's rights

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Rick Perry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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