- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A black succeeds

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Womens rights.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

potato

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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