Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

I like jokes.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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