- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Oh...okay, good.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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