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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

I like to eat.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Kenny G

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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