what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Anti jokes are funny

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Potato salad

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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