I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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