- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

A baby seal walks in to a club

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Child Prostitution.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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