Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Women's Rights...

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Men's rights

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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balls in ya mouf

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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