Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Women's rights

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Well, this is fun.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

i have aids and a chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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