What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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