How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Women rights..

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Women's rights

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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