Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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No joke.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A black succeeds

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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