- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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