Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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I like jokes.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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