What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What is a dog? Bark

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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