" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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chuck norris

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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