If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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