- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

I like to eat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's big? Jupiter.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Brett Farve

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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