- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Women's rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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