What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is Jason? Black.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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black people. that is all...

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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potato

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Anti Joke

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