Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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penis

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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gays

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Womens rights.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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