- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Rick Perry.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Well, this is fun.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

i have aids and a chode

No joke.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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