what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Jess Burns

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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