whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Men's rights

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Benevolent villain.

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Womens Sports

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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