How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why Because

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Anti Joke

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