why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Women's rights

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Rick Perry.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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