what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What is a dog? Bark

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

I like jokes.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

james schmitt whats your last name

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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