What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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i like potatoes

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Anti Joke

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