What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Womens rights.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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I'm Spartacus

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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