- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

A black succeeds

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

The Aristocrats

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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