funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Rick Perry.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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