- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the cow goes moo

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Scott

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Turtles

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

American healthcare.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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