Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Potato salad

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Women's rights

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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The WNBA.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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