- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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