Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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