- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I Have a Black Friend

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??