- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Your big dick.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

drugs.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

bangers and mash?

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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