Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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