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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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