Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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WNBA

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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