a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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