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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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