- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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