There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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No

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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