- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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