Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's big and purple? Barney

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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