- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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