- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

human centipede

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

every knight i see an owl at window

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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