a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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