- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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