What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why so serious ?

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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