It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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your face

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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