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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

how do you call someone? use a phone

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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