- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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