What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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aodhan hearty

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Tunechi

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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