Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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