- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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