- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Obama = ebola

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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