Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why? Because.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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