- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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