did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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I'm Coming

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Anti Joke

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