- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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