knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Tucker Rivera

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Penis

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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