Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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oh hey.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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