Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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