How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Anti Joke

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