A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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