What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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