what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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