- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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