Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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