- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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