Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

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