Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

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