How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Roses are red.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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George W. Bush

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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