Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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