- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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