- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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