Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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sadf

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Anti Joke

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