- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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