Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Republicans

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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knock knock come in!

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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