- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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