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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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