A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What do I hate? people

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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