What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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