what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your girlfriend.

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