George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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nolan is gay

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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