How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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PENIS

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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