- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

why did you poop because you are a poop

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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