- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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