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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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