What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

antonio has a penis head.lol

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

13 =B you just learned something

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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