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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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