- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Click here to end the world.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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