How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

You know what's funny? Rape

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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