- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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