- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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mitchell palmer sucks

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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