What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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