Dane Cook makes a joke.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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