- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

swag

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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