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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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