- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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