- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Micheal Curran...that is all.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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