Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What's stupid a light bulb.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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