- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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