- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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