- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why dont they make black forks

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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