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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

womans having rights.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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