- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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