why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Tunechi

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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