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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What page are you on The gay page.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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