what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Anti Joke

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