- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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