How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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