A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

One time i was sitting down

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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