So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Robin, get in the car, please.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Lil Wayne

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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