roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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how much fish could a chicken

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