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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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