- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Racial Equality

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Indians

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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