- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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