- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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