why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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