Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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