How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Ehh

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

VITAMIN C!

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Albino African Americans

anti jokes are for fags

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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