How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

brock has small hands for a small job

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why Did the throw up He was sick

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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