- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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