What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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women's rights.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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