- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

nothing

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

knock,knock you suck

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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