- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??