Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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