- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

knock knock Dave's not here.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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