- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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