What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Tall asians

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Feminism.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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