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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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