- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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