- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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