- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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