How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

so...um, yeah

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A penis walks into a bar..

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

jd and zach loves vigina

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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