What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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