- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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