- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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