- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Flowers are colors Love me

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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