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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

miha kako si?

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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