- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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