- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You idiot.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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