- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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