- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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