Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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