Your're racist.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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