- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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