The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Take part of what?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

whats white jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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