whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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