- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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