- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Weaner

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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