- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ...no answer

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Nobody cares maddie!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Women's professional sports

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Knock knock knock OCD

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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