- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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