- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What rhymes with milk...milf

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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