- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

civil rights

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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