What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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