So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Where's my baby??

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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