- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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