A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why dont they make black forks

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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