Take wrong turns

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Black people stink of shite!

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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