Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A sober Irish individual.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

John lazzaro likes dick

Penis

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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