Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

it was all Tagart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

9/11 my birthday

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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