What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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My children are mistakes

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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