- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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