Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

hashtags suck balls

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Dwight Howard

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A miserable man committed suicide.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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