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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

if you don't like this you're gay

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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