Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A pope meets another one

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Eric is gay Ha

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Communism hehe xd

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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