- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

So these two girls have a cup .

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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