- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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