why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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