- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??