- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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