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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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