How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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a blind man walks into a wall

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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the bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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