- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

say it ten times fast: oh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

And you honored it I see :P

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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