What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Anyone can post anything.

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call me maybe.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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