- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

All of these jokes are about white people

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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