What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

brock has small hands for a small job

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

a chinese man pays the full price

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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