- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Please ignore this statement.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Chlamydia

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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