Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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