Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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