- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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