- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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