Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Women's Rights

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

whats 7+4? 74

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Anti Joke

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