- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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