- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Barack Obama.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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