- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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