- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Cheese

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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