What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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