- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

how do you call someone? use a phone

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

THe Election

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Pain Olympics.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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