Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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