what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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