- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What is 9+10? 19

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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