- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Jesus Christ

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

race-car = rac-ecar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

You know what's funny? Rape

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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