why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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