- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!