Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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i have two hands.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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nolan is gay

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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