What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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