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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Wanna hear a joke? no

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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