What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Colin is gay but toasters are not

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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