- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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