- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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