Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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