- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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