- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??