- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Your big dick.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

bangers and mash?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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