- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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