what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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