- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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