Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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