Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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