- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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