- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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