- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

how do you win a game try your best

your mom was so fat that she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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