- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Communism hehe xd

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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