- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Click here to end the world.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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