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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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