- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

13 =B you just learned something

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

hey hey apple

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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