What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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