what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Anti Joke

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