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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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