- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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