my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Anti Joke

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