Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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