- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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