- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

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