- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??