- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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