- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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