Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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