- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What's one plus one? two.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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