who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Anti Joke

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