- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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