Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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SHUT UP JP

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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