- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

whats green and slimy? green slim

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

every knight i see an owl at window

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

human centipede

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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