What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A fat guy!

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Jesus Christ

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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