Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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