two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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