- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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