- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

The Big Band Theory

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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