The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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