- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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