- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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