Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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