- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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