What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Anti Joke

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