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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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