- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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