if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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