When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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