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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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