A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Please ignore this statement.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

antonis sister is mighty fine

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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