- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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