- Anti Joke

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha