- Anti Joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.