What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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