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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A penis walks into a bar..

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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