Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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