- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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