three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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