PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Women.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

sky silverstein

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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