Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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woman's rights

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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