- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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