- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Once upon a time a was born

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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