- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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