Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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