- Anti Joke

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A Chinese man fails a math test

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.