Cheese

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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