- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

WILLYS

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

my egg roll

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How old are you? 7

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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