- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

whats 7+4? 74

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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