Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

* anti-punchline

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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