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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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