- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Potassium? K.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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