- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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