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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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