If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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