I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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what are you mike bibby?

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Type better antijokes above

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No, Trinidad.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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