Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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