- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Where's my baby??

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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