What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

hashtags suck balls

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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