- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Where's my baby??

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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