A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Anti Joke

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