- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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