- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

a person who will soon die of beeties

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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