- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

No soup for you!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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