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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Democracy.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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