what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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