- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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