- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

whats white and sticky glue

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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