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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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