What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

taking out the trash... at night

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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