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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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