- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Roses are red.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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