- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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