Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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