If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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