A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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4 hours later.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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