- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Christ is a conspiracy

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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