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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Eric is gay Ha

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