- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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