- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

I wrote a funny joke.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Yanter, Look it up

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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