- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A man did not like this site

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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