What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

my egg roll

Death by kayak

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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