- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is green and slow Grass.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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