what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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it was all Tagart

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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