Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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