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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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