Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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