- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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