- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock Knock Come in

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

I put my baby in a microwave.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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