- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Indians

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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