- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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