- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

hey guys im gay

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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