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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Anti Joke

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