A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Your sex life.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is the name of the car? What

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

jd and zach loves vigina

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Anti Joke

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