Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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the WNBA.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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