- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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