Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

thumb_up thumb_down -16

ever tried african food? they neither

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did you poop because you are a poop

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops