- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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