- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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