Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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