- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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