Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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