Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Anti Joke

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