- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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