- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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