Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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