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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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