Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Massie is a fatass

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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