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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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