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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

a dyslexic man walked his god.

every knight i see an owl at window

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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