My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why did the blue berry cross the road

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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