- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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