How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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