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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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