What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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test

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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