- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Guest what in the butt

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

This is an anti-joke.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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