Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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