- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A fat guy!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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