- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

knock knock come in

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman