- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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