- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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