- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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