- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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