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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

who is really lanky? james cornish

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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