- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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