- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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