- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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