- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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