What do I hate? people

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Half life 3 confirmed

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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