how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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