- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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