- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Women's rights.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

My Nan, that is all.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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