- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

that wall over there ->

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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