- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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