- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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