How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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womans having rights.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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womens rights.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Anti Joke

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