A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What is older than history?

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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