Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

dallen loves penis

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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