- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Please ignore this statement.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Chlamydia

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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