- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.