Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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