Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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