- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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