Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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my egg roll

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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