- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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