What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Anti Joke

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