- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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