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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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