- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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