- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is 9+10? 19

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