- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

I walk into a bar...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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