What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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