- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Potassium? K.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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