- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

No it doesnt..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

george goodburn is secretly mexican

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Christ is a conspiracy

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