Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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womens rights

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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