What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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