- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

I'm homeless.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

You know what's funny? Rape

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