Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A sober Irish individual.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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