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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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