Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Anti Joke

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