- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Charlie Sheen

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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