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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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