- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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