- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

penis. nuff said.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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