A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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