- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Communism hehe xd

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

a black man walks out of popeyes

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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