- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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