- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Yellow People !!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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