- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

batman farted so hes retarded

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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