- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

BIG MAC'S

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

My cat just died.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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