- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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