i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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