- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

* anti-punchline

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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