- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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