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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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