- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did you poop because you are a poop

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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