what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Women's professional sports

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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