- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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