What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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#Getweird

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Where's my baby??

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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