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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

So one time there was this woman learning...

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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