Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Roses are red.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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