- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??