asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

angelo snyder is not ga

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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