- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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