What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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