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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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