- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What does two plus two equal? 4

I have a really funny joke.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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