- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Gay rights.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

school homewrok

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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