How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Hello.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

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