- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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