Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

taking out the trash... at night

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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