Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

race-car = rac-ecar

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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