Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

4 hours later.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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