What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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were you expecting a joke

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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