- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

womens rights

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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