- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

I enjoy Popcorn

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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