- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

My jeans

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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