LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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