- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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