"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

hers a joke... japanese people

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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