Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

knock knock go away

Neither have I

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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