- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

i dont fisish anythi

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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