What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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