- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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