- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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