Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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