- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

If your reading this, youre not blind.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Go away still nothing to see

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

race-car = rac-ecar

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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