- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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