- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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