HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A baby seal walks into a club.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

America

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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