- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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