- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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