A baby seal walks into a club.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Anti Joke

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