A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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How about that airline food?

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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