- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Who is big and stupid My brother

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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