- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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