why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

wanna here a joke? you.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Anti Jokes = Drained

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A gay man watches football.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Anti Joke

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