- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Adam Chebali has no life

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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