- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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