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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

If life gives you lemonade.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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