- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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