- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

here's a joke... the american education society

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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