If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

bangers and mash?

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

the WNBA.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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