What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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