- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

taking out the trash... at night

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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