- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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