Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's blue? The sky.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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