What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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