- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

1+2 = 6

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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