What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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guess what what ...

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Black people stink of shite!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Anti Joke

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