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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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