Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A gay man watches football.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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