What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is green and slow Grass.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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