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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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