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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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