- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i was sitting down

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

like most people my age. im 27

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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