- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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