- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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