If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Anti Joke

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