Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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