A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Roses are red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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