So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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