Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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