Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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