- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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