The Labour Party.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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