- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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