- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What? Huh?

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