Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

that wall over there ->

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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