- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

whats green and lives in the water

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??