- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man checks his mypsace

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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