- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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