casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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