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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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