- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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