what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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civil rights

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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