- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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