The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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guess what what ...

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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