- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.