What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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