- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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