What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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