what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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