What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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