q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Jesus Christ

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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