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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Guess what? I like trains.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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