- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

I'm Coming

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

i'm hard

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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