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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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