Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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