Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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anti jokes are really funny

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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