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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

quantum physics?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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