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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

class is canceled. My professor died.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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