"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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