- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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