whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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