whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Your girlfriend.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

how much fish could a chicken

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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