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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Women's rights.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

A sober Irish individual.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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