- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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like if your cool

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

what looks like a banana? a penis

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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