A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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