how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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