- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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