- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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