- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Tall asians

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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