- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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