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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What page are you on The gay page.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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