- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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