- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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