- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I'm Polish.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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