Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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