What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Anti Joke

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