- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away