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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

i dont fisish anythi

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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