Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

you see theres this guy.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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