whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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womens rights

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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