Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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