- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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