- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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