- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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