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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What fires shots? A gun

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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