- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Once upon a time a was born

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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