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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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