- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what did one computer say to the other .........

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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