Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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