- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

what looks like a banana? a penis

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

João Duarte reads this.

homosexual rights to marriage

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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