- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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