Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What page are you on The gay page.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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