why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A man did not like this site

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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