why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

if you don't like this you're gay

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

sky silverstein

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Anti Joke

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