why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is my name? I dont know

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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diarrhea.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Anti Joke

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