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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

i'm hard

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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