- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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