How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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