- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Whats the defination of cruelty

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

The cream, it is coming

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