What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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every knight i see an owl at window

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human centipede

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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