- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

I think everybody should have a penis.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's 1+1? 69.

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