- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Cripples are lame.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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