Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Gay rights.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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you will like this because i am black.

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