What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

knock knock go away

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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