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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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