Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

thumb_up thumb_down -37

dead dibbs

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

thumb_up thumb_down -37

black people swimming

thumb_up thumb_down -37

dallen loves penis

thumb_up thumb_down -37

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops