- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

My cat just died.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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