-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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