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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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