- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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