What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Anti Joke

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