- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Poop

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's blue? The sky.

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