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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

eoin burgin is fat

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

FUCK YOU

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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