- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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