- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A bar walks into a man

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