- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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