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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Knock knock Come in

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Granny porn!

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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