- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock knock. Get out!!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Face Hunter is scum

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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