what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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