- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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