- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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