- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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