- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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