Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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