Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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