How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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