roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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