A fat guy!

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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