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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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