What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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