an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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