- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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