What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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