There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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