Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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hi jonny

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