- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What is 9+10? 19

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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