Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What is the name of the car? What

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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jd and zach loves vigina

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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