A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

asians have slitted eyes lol

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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