- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

XD Jackass.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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