Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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