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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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