- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Roses are red.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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