- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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