- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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