- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

HELLO EVERYONE

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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