Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Gus's mom

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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My cat just died.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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