- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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