- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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