- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

If the 49ers won the superbowl

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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