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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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