Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

My children are mistakes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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