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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Obama = ebola

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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