- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Take wrong turns

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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