- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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