- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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