- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

All of these jokes are about white people

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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