whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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