- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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