- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Obama lin Baden.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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