- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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