haha black people :D

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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