so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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