I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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