Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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