- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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