Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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