- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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