- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

knock knock Goodbye

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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