Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Yellow People !!

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's 1+1? 69.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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