What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

thumb_up thumb_down -13

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops