What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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