A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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