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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24