- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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