- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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