- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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