- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

The Big Band Theory

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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