- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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