- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death