What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

My jeans

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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