- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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