What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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