Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Anti Joke

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