Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What is 9+10? 19

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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