- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What? Huh?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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