- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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