- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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