- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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