- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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