- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Bob Saget that is all

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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