Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

aodhan hearty

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Ben Corbishley

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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