A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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woman's rights

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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