How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Kameron Brown is gay.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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