- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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