What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Women's Rights

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

I'm hungry.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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