- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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