- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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