- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

like if your cool

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do we call Osama? Osama

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Democracy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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