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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Today is March 22.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Japan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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