- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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