- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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