- Anti Joke

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

i dont fisish anythi