- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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