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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Take part of what?

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Sarah Palin.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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