- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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