- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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