What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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