- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A gay man watches football.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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