My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Anti Joke

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