knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Anti Joke

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