- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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