A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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