the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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