what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

knock,knock you suck

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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