Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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^ That's not even funny ^

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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