- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Where's the soap?

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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