what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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