What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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