How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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