- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Where's my baby??

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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