How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Men's rights

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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