- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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