A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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