- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I named my son ps2 controller

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??