friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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