- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Please ignore this statement.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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