What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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How you know when dislextic

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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girls basketball

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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