- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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