- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Justin with a hat.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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