- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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