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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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