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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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