- Anti Joke

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

human centipede

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

every knight i see an owl at window

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.