Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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