- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

9/11 my birthday

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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