- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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