When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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