- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A sober Irish individual.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

I am a mime

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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