Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

that wall over there ->

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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