Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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