What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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