What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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