- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Robin, get in the car, please.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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