- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

My spelling is horrible

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

I'm Polish.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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