- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Sarah Palin.

A man died.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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