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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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