Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

This is an anti-joke.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Anyone can post anything.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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