y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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