- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

I Have a Black Friend

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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