- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Men's rights

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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