Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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