- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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