What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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