- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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