- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What's one plus one? two.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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