- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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