- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Nobody cares maddie!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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