Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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who else is on here?

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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