Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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THe Election

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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