- Anti Joke

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

4 hours later.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.