Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Knock Knock.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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