- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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