Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

I'm Polish.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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