So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Nobody cares maddie!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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