- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

womens rights.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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