You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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