Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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