- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??