- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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