Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Dumb

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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