Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A gay man watches football.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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