- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

kieran is a homosexual

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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