Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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