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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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