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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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