Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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womens rights

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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hi jonny

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What does? 42

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