- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A guy walks into a bar

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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