- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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