- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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