- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

my wife out of the kitchen

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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