- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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