knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

men's rights activists

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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