Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Yellow People !!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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