- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Thats what she said

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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