Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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