- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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