- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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