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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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