What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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