- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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