- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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