Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Albino African Americans

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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