- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

9/11 my birthday

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

I'm Coming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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