What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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