Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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John Cena for president

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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