- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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