Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What page are you on The gay page.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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