How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Feminism.

Tall asians

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Gay rights.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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