A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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