How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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nolan is gay

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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i have two hands.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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