- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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