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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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