- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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