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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

An Asian with a big dick.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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