- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Obama = ebola

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??