What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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