A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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