What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What is 9+10? 19

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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