- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

how do you call someone? use a phone

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's 1+1? 69.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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