Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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