I have a really funny joke.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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