What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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