Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

No

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A man goes to the potty.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Anti Joke

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