- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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