- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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