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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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