a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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