- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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