Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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