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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Massie is a fatass

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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