whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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