- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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