- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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