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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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