Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

João Duarte reads this.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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