Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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black people swimming

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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