- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

what are you mike bibby?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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