- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

i like turtles

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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