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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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