What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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