- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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