Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What page are you on The gay page.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How does a black guy die? Unknown

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Take part of what?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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