- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Sir, your wife is dead

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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