How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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