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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

knock knock go away

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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