Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Albino African Americans

The cream, it is coming

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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