- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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