Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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