A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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