Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Tall asians

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Poop

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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