What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Thats what she said

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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