- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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