- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

I woke up today

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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