- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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