Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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