What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A fat guy!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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