- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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