roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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