Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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