- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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