- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

I wrote a funny joke.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A fat guy!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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