- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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