How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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