why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Roses are red, yup.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Asian women drivers...

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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