- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Gus's mom

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

irish man drinking john smiths

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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