knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

You idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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