2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Ben Corbishley

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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