Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Rylan Clark

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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