John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's up? Your time.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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