What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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