why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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