why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Read a Book.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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whats black and large -me

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Anti Joke

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