- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.