- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

how much fish could a chicken

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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