You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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AIDS

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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