What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Happy Monday!

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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