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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

4 hours later.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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