Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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womens rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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