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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

school homewrok

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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