- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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