- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A fat guy!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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