Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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