- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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