Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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