- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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