What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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poopy is poopy

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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