- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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