- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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