- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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