Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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