- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

what did jacob say to coach a joke

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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