- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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