- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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