- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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