- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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