- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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