- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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