- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Women's rights.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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