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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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