If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Take part of what?

whats white jizz

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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