- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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