- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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