- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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