Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Gus's mom

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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