- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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