- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

race-car = rac-ecar

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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