So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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