- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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