- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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