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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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