In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Caramel Boing.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

THe Election

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

The Big Band Theory

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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