- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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