- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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