- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Neither have I

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

knock knock go away

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