The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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kieran is a homosexual

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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