Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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