- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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