- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!