Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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THe Election

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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