You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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