Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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