- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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