Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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