A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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