I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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The cream, it is coming

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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