Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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13 =B you just learned something

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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