You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

You know whats annoying? Steve

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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