A woman walks into a bar.

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Hello.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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