- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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