- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

No it doesnt..

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Obama = ebola

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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