Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Jack Stevens

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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