- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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