- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I'm winning at Scrabble.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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