- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

So these two girls have a cup .

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Eric is gay Ha

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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