What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Banana Hamock.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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bangers and mash?

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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