- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

I named my son ps2 controller