- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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