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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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