What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Indians

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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