A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

roses are red poo is poo

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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