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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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