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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Chuck Norris.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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