- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

my egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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