Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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