Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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