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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Antijokes...

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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