- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

womens rights.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

mexicans fishing

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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