- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

ever tried african food? they neither

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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