- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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