It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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N-E Pats never cheated

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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