Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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