- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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