1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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i like turtles

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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