- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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