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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

4 hours later.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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