what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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