If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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