- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Bitch

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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