- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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