- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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