BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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