What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Obama = ebola

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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