What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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