- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

autistic kids rock

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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