- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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