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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How High is a Chinese man

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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