- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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