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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

asians have slitted eyes lol

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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