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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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