- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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