Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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knock knock

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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