Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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