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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

the WNBA.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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