What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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