Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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how do you win a game try your best

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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