What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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