Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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