- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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