- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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