What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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