Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

autistic kids rock

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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