What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

My kids are mistakes.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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