- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

here's a joke... the american education society

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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