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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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