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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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