How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

I <3 Hitler

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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