- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

i like it in the mouth

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Racial equality.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's blue? The sky.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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