- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar