- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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