What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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