- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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