- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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