- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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