- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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