- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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