Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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12 in general

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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