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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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