I put my baby in a microwave.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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