- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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