- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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