what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Obama = ebola

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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