- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

your face

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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