- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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