Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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