what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Women's professional sports

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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